Im patient of this plan As humble as I can Ill wait another day Before I turn away
But know this much is true No matter what I do Offend in every way I dont know what to say
Im coming through the door But theyre expecting more Of an interesting man Sometimes I think I can
But how much can I fake? Ill speak until I break With every word I say Offend in every way
You tell me to relax And listen to these facts That everyones my friend And will be till the end
But know this much is true No matter what I do No matter what I say Offend in every way
